Well I had an interesting evening…
This is a conversation between myself and “Bill 3H” Owner of “The Drop” radio – a station I have never heard of ever. Have you?
First line is Billy 3h, you can probably go from there.If you get lost, generally I use proper capitalization and spelling as much as i can and I certainly have the lesser insulting tone. I’m certainly not suggesting to anyone that they should slit their wrists (like Bill 3h does here in this convo).
So let’s start… remember Bill 3H or Eh (canadian in the extreme sense of jerk thats for sure) is the one who opens the conversation. This was a PM convo between us on facebook.
you’re a fuckin moron
And why is that?
anytime you wanna go toe-to-toe with someone smarter than you, gimme a try.
because I speak the truth?
go for it twinkie
who the fuck are you?
I’m DJ Lithium
I own Black Tiger Recordings
out of Vancouver
left because that town is fucked
and what recordings?
you’re no one…
get that in your head
I have done 15 vinyl record releases and DJed in 6 countries
no one knows who yuou are…
who the fuck are you?
you’re no one
stop puking all over facebook
because no one knows who you are
Stop wanking all over the world
get a fuckin life dude
IM DJ LITHIUM
who the fuck
you have no clue who I am because you have no clue
does pk sound know you?
do the shah djs know you?
yes actually they should
you probably do karaoke at a shit hole
and you’re 40
you need to chill the fuck out
you’re wasting your time pissing on my shit
then calm your tits
watch for the drops logo at shows in vancouver
not like you
no one cares about your maple leaf fuck up flag waving
1400+ people do
as in lacks tasteful respect
thanks for coming out
but your argument is invalid
I no longer live in Vancouver
the scene there is bullshit
filled with flakes
i would hope that
i bet you had to leave because no one took you seriously
vancouver island, victoria
all flakes and hippies
that’s why your so famous and everyone knows your name
its funny you bring up the shah brothers
you obviously dont know the shah djs
that whole crew
you’re gonna embarass yourself
you’ve already embarassed yourself enough
how long have you been be in this so-called “scene”
you really have
anything further sir?
anything else you wanna complain about?
because if its more than 20 seconds you would know that no one gives a fuck about flag waving on a flyer
what else, about the west coast scene is bullshit?
im gonna make sure about 2000 people see this convo
so spit it all out
See thats exactly what I’m talking about
and what else?
tell me what upsets you sweetie
so-called fuckers in the vancouver trance family can’t take the heat when called out for being a bunch of jack asses
and what else sweetie?
“family” fuck you
you are a bunch of elitist pricks
what else sweetheart?
no wonder you dont live in Van anymore…
you seem to be confused
yes sweetheart… what else?
IF you are going to try and be a smart as at least put some effort into it.
but if this is your normal way of being, then you have proved my point.
The greatest station in the world… please…..
let me make one thing clear.. .after this 10 minute conversation with you, its clear to me that im a lot smarter than you, and i have way more connections than you could ever dream of having. im going to ask around ALL my west coast contacts to find out who DJ Lithium is… wanna make a bet? i bet no one fuckin knows who you are, because you are a pretentious wedding DJ who never took the time to learn the true art of DJing, and therefore was never able to present himself to the public.
do you use vdj?
Man are you in for a surprise when you find out who I am and what I have done….
Wedding DJ? are you trying to be funny?
any real DJ would never act like this.. grow the fuck up you 40 yr old.
I only play vinyl you wet behind the ears fucking cunt
if you ever wanna book a show on the west coast, DEFINITELY get your agent to hit me up!
unless your agent is your 12 yr old…
No I will just show up and look for you and we can have a nice discussion about reality.
hahahaha… you’re disgustingly lame
You are incredibly in the dark.
me and 1400 other people
yeah.. i know
im copy/pasting this to our dj group
But really I don’t suggest you drag people into this like a bully would as you need to protect your ass since you can’t fight your own battles
this is awesome
you’re gonna be the joke of the month
maybe you’ve drank too much tonight or something…
thats fine. I’ve gone toe to toe with bigger clowns than you and won. no problem with that.
ill give you 24 hours to say sorry
I will give you 1 hour to do some research and then shut up.
but you can blab all you want to your little DJ chat group. Go for it.
I DARE YOU.
OH MY FUCK
IM DEALING WITH SOME SRS SHIT
thats because its not a real musician/band page.
and I don’t consider FB fans to be the end all be all.
you’re a child.. grow up, get some fans, and come back to talk to me about a show.
until then, you’re a puke.
OH MY FUCK
OH MY FUCK
yeah I just started it
YOU ARE FAMOUS
just a moment please…
stop wasting your time
no fuck off
Bill, you are in for a suprise…
give it to me homie
havent been impressed yet
and even if you show me that you’re a famous dj
i would never even consider booking you because of your shit attitude
and ill make sure everyone else knows too
what the fuck is this
thats a typical response that I get from chicken shits
this is the forums of DI.FM where my mixes have been playing in rotation since 1998.
a paste to a di forum?
WHO FUCKING CARES
this is 2013
let go of the past
you are a loser old school dj
you got no gigs
no one knows your name
you got no new tunes
you got no new mixes
you got nothing
I just released a track 3 weeks ago
tell your friends you are a dj, sure
a new mix a month ago.
check your facts
but dont tell me you are a dj
you are nothing
you just proved it
stop wasting my time
when’s your next gig?
what’s your latest tune?
where’s your last mix?
please answer all 3 above questions before saying anything else
Do you have itunes?
baha… what kind of question is that? are you a dj or not?
latest track released was Harvest Moon, pushed it through the distributor on October 13th, showed up in stores on the 23rd
dj’s dont ask if their listeners have itunes
paste me the link homie
Yes I am a DJ. What kind of question is that?
you’re full of shit
paste me the link
link to where its in 73 stores
otherwise im gonna screenshot this convo and put it on the fail djs blog
you want the google play link? you want the itunes linke? you want what link – there are lots to choose from
73 stores. cool, gimme 1 out of the 73 links…
I hate beatport
maybe a real marketplace?
actually it might be on there
I HATE BEATPORT
you are embarassing yourself again
beatport is bullshit
end it dude
just end it.
just hold up a second there…
why are you so fucking hostile?
im gonna show a whole bunch of DJs and producers this convo…
just end it
go a head
no I’m not going to end it
YOU’RE AND OLD SCHOOL FAGGOT TRYIN TO FRONT
you want to post this conversation somewhere – then fine
what label did you publish your track on?
I can post it somewhere too
I own my own label and have since 2002
Black Tiger Recordings
here let me get you a link
i just googled it
nothing coming back homie
you’re nothing dude…
you’re kidding me right?
this is a joke right?
do you not see the vinyl releases there?
ITS A JOKE i get it now
You are a serious kind of asshole you know that right? you are exactly what is wrong with the scene in BC and elsewhere.
the only thing that counts
no YOU are whats wrong
people like YOU
the faggots who try to pretend
explain why? this will be good.
GUESS WHAT HOMIE
talk to me like a human instead of this homophobic wannabe ganster shit front
ive got over 50 dj’s from all over the world under my belt, and have throw 2 shows in the last 3 months that had an audience of over 1200 people…
i dont need to flex to you… but you’re nothing
take your one track and go fly a kite
you’re the problem with the scene you old ass piece of shit
no one gives a fuck about you
go piss all over someone elses parade
No one gives a fuck about smart asses
but in the meantime, my parade is going just fine
especially punk kids who think they are all that.
im not a kid
You certainly don’t act like an adult
im only a few years behind you, which makes this even funnier.
Why is that “funny”?
if you ever wanna be a real dj, or be a part of a real record label or music organization, hit me up and ill teach you.
“im black tiger recordings!”
dude, google yourself
who knows you and your shit outside of BC?
thats a fuckin joke
oh you have no idea my friend
write my name down
I’m not your friend
and write down “the drop” right under it
in fact I don’t even know why you are on my facebook.
you added me
long time ago
“the drop” who fucking cares about an online radio show
we do irl shows too!
I was doing that shit before ASOt and had a bigger audience than yours
that’s what sets up apart from faggot internet radio stations
and you have nothing now but a memory
I stopped doing it because I wanted to stop doing it.
nothing but a bad attitude
to much fucking politics
no, you stopped because you failed
and you’re a crybaby bitch
you just love to insult people don’t you?
my station is going very well
must be nice to have.
we’re worldwide and have djs and listeners from everywhere
been there done that.
thanks for coming out
no you havent
Yeah I have.
you’re a loser with nothing
you tried to be a DJ
but then you got old
and now you’re trying to destroy someone elses schtick because you failed
my station was in iTunes before it was iTunes, I pioneered part of the live streaming technology used in winamp and shoutcast along with the guys at di.fm. Been there done that.
go cut your wrists
thats really cute
and your record label is really famous too right?
and you’re a famous dj right?
everything you tell me is true right?
it gots its play by the right DJs when we wanted.
i should get your autograph
since your famous and own black tiger recordings
im actually sitting here laughing
You can chuckle all you want.
heres a tip homie…
take all that energy that you WANT to put into DJing, and devote it to a proper caus
thats what i did, and now i’ve got The Drop
i let the kids do the dj’ing
maybe you should listen to some of our material and our mixes before you go all postal.
you might learn a thing or two.
but thats up to you.
give it to me…
I’m not forcing you.
ill even feature it on the drop if its good…
Well you found the mix cloud of mine
so start there.
give it to me…
no i need current links
within the last 3 months
I highly recommend “Off the Grid” which I recorded in London. That mix is a riot
they are all current
i dont see off the grid
i hate trance
you can also find it in iTunes in the radio system under electronic alphabetically listed as Black Tiger Recordings Radio | DJ Lithium
This is a previously un-released mix I did back in 2007 before moving to London for a year and is a variant of “Valkyrie” and “Time Code” mixes that I also released in 2006/2007. It also features a few of our own 12″ record releases on Black Tiger Recordings.
Uploaded 3 weeks ago -
not 3 weeks ago
well your definition of trance is probably seriously skewed
but you are only all about the new
Harvest Moon (Original Mix) is a track of mine that I am releasing on the upcoming “Hell Speak” EP on 12″.
This is a dark, deep progressive tech-trance tune dripping with west coast influenced minimal tones and sub bass that will get you grooving.
well, sorry but most new music sucks fucking shit
where is this hell speak EP?
its coming out on 12″
why do you ask?
the Harvest Moon (Original Mix) is out on iTunes/Google and all that other jazz. I have to figure out whats going on with our junodownload account.
Well that depends on which plant is the least busy
normally we press through Rainbo in Los Angles
link me to the mix on itunes and google…
the harvest moon mix?
and all that other jazz…
just a second
k but wait…
before you embarrass yourself any further… lets come to the agreement that you’re nobody
you dont sell mixes on itunes
and black tiger recordings released one track
do you not see the 11 vinyl released records on juno.co.uk?
on that imprint alone?
I gave you the links
you’re not famous
you’re not a record label
you’re not a pimp
you can search DJ Lithium in iTunes and you should see a full mix from me called Stateless
Did I ever say I am a “pimp”
and when you piss all over someone elses shit… get ready for war
and you’ve got war now
Well you are too lazy to look at the links
so fuck you
you told me that i had no idea who you were
you can be ignorant cunt or you can look at the material
making me think you were some kinda G
but you’re not
I never made you think anything
you’re a faggot with nothing
and old faggot at that
You are a jackass
I can tell you that with absolute certain.
so stop pissing all over peoples shit, when we’re actually doing stuff for the community
and this is going to look great on facebook
You have demonstrated here that you have no idea what that means if it doesn’t revolve around you and your “the drop”
this whole conversation makes you look like a complete joke… im sorry. if you have some convoluted way of thinking that you’re on top here… wow… lol… have fun peddling that.
Whatever man, I have seen flakes, jack asses and bullies like yourself come and go over the years. It’s always the same fucking story.
Fronting all that
not realizing or bothering to check its all been done before by someone else.
and that’s what you’re so famous and your record label is doing so well…
you’ve really got it figured out it seems!
and then acting all surprised and “you aint shit” when confronted with a volume knob being told to turn your shit down.
you’ve got ‘er figured!
what else friend?
No actually I was hoping you would take the bait there and say something else homophobic again so when I post this everyone can latch on to that.
you’re writing a whole chapter on “what not to say and do”
this is awesome
oh you could try play word games… but the fact is you are a talentless hack with no legs to stand on
Why would I care about what I have to say and do unless I was concerned about being a part of clique that is controlled by power hungry 90210 hack types who think they are all that?
doesnt matter what words i use, you’re embarrassing yourself stlil…
Well I’m going to post it on my facebook page anyway and see what kind of response pops up.
90210 hack types… loool.
Oh, sorry I can’t remember the postal code for VANCOUVER ISLAND.
and the 1400 people who live there.
who are all part of your cult
im just gonna walk away from that…
well… take a step back for a second.
you are jumping up and down about your live shows in a region that doesn’t have a hell of a lot else going on.
you have a captive audience
captive audience? you have no idea who my audience is…
and you are fucking making me laugh right now…
I’m not sure you do either.
like im still laughing about the cult thing…
are you gonna wake up tomorrow and sober up and be like “oh fuck, why did i say that?”
I’m completely sober…
because if so, let’s just end this and ill let you keep your dignity…
Nah, go ahead, do your worst.
if you’re sober… thats WAY more fuckin hilarious
Go for it.
Slap it all over the internet.
I dare you.
i dont have time for your bullshit sir
Don’t call me sir.
go piss on someone elses parade
thinking about that… people who have parades….
always thought parades were kind of fake ass shit..
lol.. what now?
oh boy.. here we go
Go bad to bed Bill
do yourself a favor and go to bed sir
cant take you seriously
I have work to do.
right, get some promos done for black tiger recordings
Send me your address I will mail out copies .
next time you have some real shit, send me a link
new records probably won’t make the pre-christmas pressing deadline at this point.. but hey…. whatever
because that shit is just noise man.
until then, you’re just a fake ass label doing fake ass bullshit
beatport is noise
lost in the ether
k bro… let’s get one thing straight before we end this
you are a nobody… if you were somebody, beatport would be eating your shit up. not to mention juno, rdio and all the rest of the worthwhile marketplaces…
Has it ever dawned on you that I don’t want that?
you released a 12″ on juno. that doesnt make you famous.
dont want to sell tunes?
shut your doors then.
I don’t want digital DJs playing my stuff.
personally I hate digital DJs
I think digital has ruined it.
then you and black tiger recordings should have great luck.
It’s been good so far.
lemme know next time you drop a track.
its been good?
whats your latest release?
ive already embarrassed you, you wanna keep going?
lots of good DJ support for the stuff we released and the artists we backed got great exposure and some have had great success
k link me
ill fuckin buy a track
just to show my support
I don’t pay much attention to the digital releases so hold on a minute.
another bullshit excuse…
just link me mr black tiger…
stop with your bullshit excuses…
mr “you dont know who i am”
that’s one track
These are tunes from Jani. We broke him out many years ago. he’s had a lot of success with JOOF
where do you get this one track shit from?
are you still being serious with me?
actually thats july 2004
or are you high as fuck and being an idiot?
guess what homie
I’m being completely serious
no one gives a fuck about 2004
thanks for comin out though
just hold on
linking shit from iTunes is a pain in the ass
lets face it
you WERE cool at some point
you’re old now
get over it
you’re not a vinyl ninja anymore
drop the name DJ Lithium
And you are not a Jedi yet…
you’re Kelly Myers
what is your point?
i own my own record label, plus the drop, plus i promote REAL LIVE SHOWS
it hurts right?
I’ve been busy
another excuse, and another reason this is fucking hiliarious
the fuck is this
this is my IMDB page
your time is over…
you did good homie
around the time where we slowed down is when I went heavy into my VFX career
but its over
I’m tired of that so I’m going back to music
why are you so insistent on putting someone down and saying “its over” slit your wrists? You are a sick person you know that?
And end conversation with bill eh.
This is the crap that I put up with, and put up with a lot for simply speaking my mind. Don’t tell me about “PLUR” or the love in the “scene” – there is none. Bill Eh proved it time and time again. This is the state of the “industry” now. I have been into the “scene” since 1989 or so. Started DJing around 1994-1995, and then as DJ Lithium in full around 1997 after spending a few years doing visuals. Needless to say I have been around. Yeah I’m old school, if you want to call it that. But if you are new school like Bill Eh here – then I certainly don’t want to be associated with anything you or he represents and you should be ashamed of yourself if you are.
Now I know we slowed down a bit a few years ago and that was largely due to my schedule working in the VFX industry over the last 5 years or so, but we never went away and we never stopped. What Billy Eh seems to think is that if you so much as breathe for 2 seconds you are obsolete. He also seems to place way too much importance on beatport releases. Like that “makes it a real release” or something. Maybe for new school jerks like Billy Eh who have the attention span of a gold fish (which is clearly demonstrated by this conversation) but in the really real world its just a highschool level popularity contest for people who have the attention span of… well gold fish.
I don’t want my tracks on BeatPort. I don’t want them on TrackitDown either. I don’t want them on any “dj” site for jerks. I’m seriously not wanting to release the tracks from the Hell Speak EP on any DJ download site because why would I want people like this listening to my music? So I can sell copies? So I can sell out? Why would I want that?
I know full well that most of my fans are people who are NOT a part of the “scene” that Billy Eh here states he’s so a part of and I am not. And you know what? That’s awesome, and I applaud you for it. After all? why would you want to be associated with a low-information EDM goon like Bill Eh?
You know better. You know I know better. So there you go.